Backup on the 35!
I hate summer traffic!
………………………………Says the tailgater!
C. A. T. Not, C. A. R. Get a grip.
I grips head with ear! Iz good, yaz?
Y’all sort it out without me.
Monday Meows
I’z not ket, i’z pillow.
What the hell? You’re not bringing another one home are you?
Chill, it’s always guest cat season. Only worry if you recognize background.
I recognize soup!
Why do I always feel like I have no idea what’s going on around here?
Monday Meows
Do you hear that sound?
It’s the fruit flies buzzing around in your big empty skull.
I have fruit flies in my head?!
Of course, what did you think that buzzing was?
That’s just mean. You know he’s going to believe you.
Mean, yes. True, maybe. Funny? Well, that’s in the eye of the beholder.
Monday Meows
So, I couldn’t find a soapbox, but I’m not about to let that stop me.
Speech?
Speech.
Wake me up when she’s done.
Monday Meows
A way out here they have a name for rain and wind and fire…
Is it…Bob?
There is something wrong with the boy.
I got this.
Monday Meows
Birb, birb, birb…
Excuse me?
BIRB IS THE WIRB!
Oh, well that explains it then.
It absolutely does not!
BIRB!
Cut that the hell out!
Monday Meows
Look what I just coughed up.
*horking noises*
That looks AWFUL.
This is why you should not lick the other cats.
I dunno, I’ve got this tangle on my tail…
Monday Meows
No shit, there I was…
What are you is?
Day drinkers, I think.
I suppose it takes all kinds, but personally I prefer cord noming.
Ooh, sign me up!
Please tell me that wasn’t a kitten.
Monday Meows
Wherever we go…
Whatever we do…
We’re gonna go through it…
TOGETHER!
Wait, what the hell was that?
Just let it go and keep doing the number: TOGETHER!
Monday Meows
Wait, is that the sacred volcano of Lake Menomin?
The what now?
*flames waving* Hallloooo? Anybody home?
That is not okay.
I dunno. It’s more or less a ginger. Ergo: Solidarity!
